God of Chaos

For those of you interested, the band I play drums in, Santorum, is playing a house party this Saturday. If you ain't got nothing better to do let me know and I'll give you directions.

S

Today's been awesome. Jerry Falwell has finally kicked the bucket. I hope Satan has something special in story for that cocksucker. I seriously hope he has to spend an eternity with all the people he despises, you know gays, lesbians, feminists, liberals...well, you get the picture.

It came, interestingly enough, at a time when I was discussing my own beliefs with my warehouse assistant. Then again, my beliefs...well, all in all, do the best you can with what you have and try and make yourself happy. Imposing your beliefs on another is sin numero uno in my book.

Now on to a a rant about the handicapped. Someone please explain to me why in the fuck there are handicapped parking spaces at the trail head of Squaw Peak (though I'm sure this extends to any mountain with a trail and public parking). The idea behind the handicapped space was simple, put a required space close enough to the supermarket so the physically incapable were able to gain entrance to get groceries. To concept applies to a wide array of venues. You won't see me picketing the movie theater, or even the gym for that matter for having handicapped spaces. The mountain, however, which I have trouble with, and I'm a decently fit homosapien (atleast the last time I checked), is no placed for the physically incapable. Is that a cruel sentiment? I mean, people in wheelchairs and walkers that have a hard time getting to their food/pay bills/ss check, whatever, I understand 1000%, but you shouldn't have a handicapped sticker on your car if you are able to hike a mountain. And if I find out deaf people have this sign on their cars because they can't hear, and not because they can't walk well.....I guess I'll just have to be ok with screaming loud obsenities at them and knowing they can't hear me or stravinsky for that matter. All I'm saying is, the trail head is crowded enough. 3 empty spaces reserved for people who are never going to be there is a waste. End of story.

Damn, I feel better now...Yep, think I got it all out for the moment. Time to poop, eat, and then work on the album some more.

Show went pretty well. There were a ton of people there. It's always weird to me to play in such a big crowd. Actually, I think it was the biggest show I've ever played at, ever.

Set list: (for those interested)

1. 3 Amigo's My Litte Buttercup Intro
2. Machina
3. Sever
4. Exi(s)t
5. Mouthbreather
6. Replica (Fear Factory cover)
7. I Am Piss
8. Hamster Stomp
9. Prefix De-

Not that anyone really knows most of our songs. Thought anyone who reads this would like to know.

I had my communications final yesterday. I'm pretty sure I passed it which means that I finally got my associates degree. *shrugg*

I usually have more things to write, but they all are eluding me at the moment.

(This is actually a repost from my other journal. Thanks to all that came out. To anyone interested, my other band, Santorum, is playing on June 10. I play drums in that band. Anyone interested, let me know.

God, I rarely check this thing. Um. Rented the mariachi suit. THE HAMSTER WEARS SOMBRERO'S!! Well atleast I do. My hetero life partner might be dressing himself differently.

In other news, back to the doc for tonsilitis and my laptops name is Rei.

Peace out bitches!!!

S

Went to bed last night with 'Sever' at 250 as our ranking in the metal category. Woke up this morning and it had moved up to 203. Still in the 200's but that's a pretty big jump. It's going to be an interesting couple of weeks.

Hail Cobra!!!

Russ absolutely fucking rules. I can't express my gratitude for this evenings events. I don't think anyone in my life has taken the time to put together something that was so awesome. And let's get it straight, not that it takes strippers to make for an awesome time with me, just someone who puts a decent amount of thought into a present like that. Yes, I know they were strippers, but still, no one will be able to top that! You rule!

S

Yes, that is Kerry-Fucking-King!!

Anyone interested in seeing me play drums tonight the address as follows:

348 E Fillmore St.
Tempe AZ
85281

call me if you need directions, msg me through here if you dont' have my number

For anyone interested, the other band I play in is performing at a friends birthday party on September 2nd. I play drums in this band, and as of this posting we don't have a name. If you'd like more details let me know. Should be a lot of fun and some free booze.

S

Tell me again about how great I am
Whisper the waste, into my brain
Smile and laugh as my eyes stare right through you
Laugh and smile when you know you are to blame
All you are is, thieves and liars
Vacated souls, an empty shell that can be discarded

All you are is
Thieves and liars
A step down the evolutionary ladder
All you are is
Thieves and liars
A step in the wrong direction, wrong direction

Remind me again why I put my trust in you
Remind me again why I shouldn't hold a grudge
Remind me again why I am wrong
And remind me again what I have longed for
At what point did I lose you
What action deemed inappropriate
I what point did I fail you
Because in the end you just failed yourself

All you are is
Thieves and liars
A step down the evolutionary ladder
All you are is
Thieves and liars
A step in the wrong direction, wrong direction

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/18/review.snakesonaplane.ap/index.html

Check that out. I'm somewhat excited to say the least (my nipples are erect at the moment).

So we need to go sometime soon. My apologies to the Henri for sort of flaking last night. Sleep got the better of American Gods. So who wants to make the trek to the theaters this weekend for some good ol' Sam L. Jack fun??

I could write a novel about the events surrounding these past couple of days. My roommates have managed to cause a great deal of drama which has yet to cool down. Apparently, I'm a slob, unapproachable, and too loud. But their passive aggressive ways manage to keep all this shit back, let it fester, and then blow up like this.

Someone tell me, if you got a text saying "Treating me like a 6 year old is getting you nowhere." would you be massively upset with the person who you are having this interaction with, or would you evaluate your actions up to that point and see if maybe you had been approaching the situation the wrong way?

I've been formulating a theory for quite sometime about how this city came to be. Sitting in traffic this morning and catching every single red light, I had time to reflect and expand on this theory.

Initial Theory: The city known as Phoenix/Tempe/Mesa/Chandler (because at this point there is no real distinction between these cities with the amount of growth that has occured over the last decade) is the prototype for a mass consumeristic utopia. The architecs of this city decided that since it was so spread out the best thing to do would be to build the same blocks of strip mall every 5 to 10 miles in any direction you go. Effectively, in theory, this would mean that no one would have to travel around outside of a 5-10 mile radius. Thinking they had achieved nobel status work the architecs all gave themselves hi-fives and broke their own hands patting their own back for a job well done. But alas, these people did want to travel outside of those areas. You see, the one thing they forgot is that 2 things don't exist inside those areas A) Jobs people would actually want and B) Malls. Malls are essential to the utopia. However their existence, although more abundant here then I've seen elsewhere, is still maybe about 20 miles apart (and that really depends on where you go because in downtown Phoenix they are more frequent). These 2 factors create more traffic. This city wasn't designed to handle traffic. The roads were designed for the 5-10 mile radius. So this is the first flaw of the utopia.

So given that these streets are always blocked up a new evil has arisen. I have yet to come up with a name for this next hellspawn. Soon though. So my new addition to the theory: Traffic planning is done by an AD&D Dungeon master. Some overweight, overpaid, waste on humanity who spends his days setting up obsticles for unsuspecting motorists in order to preserve the dungeon like feel (without of course, being underground). It can be equated to wandering aimlessly trying to get to your destination and having try and avoid multiple Gelatinous Cubes that want nothing but to make your time disappear. Getting past the hydra of construction mixed with strategically placed photo radar cams in order to double fuck you in the ass. I can only figure this person became disgruntled with his life as a pathetic Worlds of Warcraft character and decided to take his hostility on this city resulting in the loss of millions of hours. I think this retarded fuck has set back mankind in that, the cure for cancer was probably solved and forgotten while sitting in traffic.

There's nothing like getting to your goal only to find the Leprechaun of Indignation staring you in the eyes....oh wait, that's my boss....

A warning to anyone who has Yahoo Messenger. Some fuck is hacking peoples accounts using their and using the hacked accounts friendslist in order to get more people. Basically you receive a msg from someone you know saying "Hey check out the new picures I posted" with a link. The link brings you to what looks like the login page for yahoo photos. After you try logging it gives you an error. I got fucked out of my main yahoo account. I'm sort of upset about this, but since most my stuff has been changed over to gmail its not a huge deal. To anyone out there who has received that link I'm very sorry. Hopefully people see this before they go through with it. To me, it looked really convincing....fuckers...

Never really had an opinion about Godsmack, but after reading this, you can bet that I still won't be purchasing their albums.

If you've got time please read this. These assholes are helping out the government, aren't aware of it, and seem to refuse to do the footwork in order to see what effect their music is having on young lives that are getting mowed down in Iraq.

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IT'S OFFICIAL, BILL HICKS ROLES OVER IN GRAVE!!

First Bush 2 taking office, and now this:

Young girl shows titties and pussy. Cha-ching!

I can do nothing but laugh and shake my head.